Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
Please reblog if you are NOT asexual, grey-asexual, or demisexual, but you still believe that it is a legitimate sexual orientation.
If you ARE asexual, grey-asexual, or demisexual reblog THIS post
I’m preparing to come out to my parents
i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible
dude imagine if you could stop time
like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book
or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second
you’d have so much time to do whatever you want
- Childish Gambino (via justinancheta)