Rhythmically Intoxicated.

Ask me anythingArchive

lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

(Source: flaminhot, via thefuuuucomics)

"You think fairy tales are only for girls? Here’s a hint - ask yourself who wrote them. I assure you, it wasn’t just the women. It’s the great male fantasy - all it takes is one dance to know that she’s the one. All it takes is the sound of her song from the tower, or a look at her sleeping face. And right away you know - this is the girl in your head, sleeping or dancing or singing in front of you. Yes, girls want their princes, but boys want their princesses just as much. And they don’t want a very long courtships. They want to know immediately."

- David Levithan (via wordsthat-speak)

(via theheartplace)

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

(via poo-ontoast)

"My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping."

- (via hazelhirao)

(via cut-to--the---chase)

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(via trammywinn)

oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

(via thefuuuucomics)

Person: I like your name

Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

icantliemydickisavocado:

monstreux:

I’m 23. I’ve never been in a relationship, I’ve never dated anyone, nobody has ever liked me. And I’m okay with that. People around me tend to see it as a problem or they feel weirded out that I’m perfectly fine with my situation (for now at least).

you prolly got hella money

(via johnny-cupcake)