Rhythmically Intoxicated.

Ask me anythingArchive

Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!

Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??



i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via thefuuuucomics)



How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art


It just keeps…… getting. …. better


*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 


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Reblog if you are NOT asexual but you still believe in asexuality


Please reblog if you are NOT asexual, grey-asexual, or demisexual, but you still believe that it is a legitimate sexual orientation.

If you ARE asexual, grey-asexual, or demisexual reblog THIS post

I’m preparing to come out to my parents

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i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

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How Frozen Should Have Ended


(Source: disneyfrozen)

"I think she’s special. She doesn’t need anyone. Like that’s the thing. Even if we were together, she wouldn’t really belong to me. She doesn’t belong to anything. She’s off in her own world…"

- Childish Gambino   (via justinancheta)

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