Rhythmically Intoxicated.

Ask me anythingArchive

"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here."

- That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

(via theclassvillain)

me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..

me: gets in bed

me: how was earth created

me: who made microwaves

me: how does the internet even work

me: i'm hungry

me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago

me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks

me: too tired to sleep

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via partypatpat)

saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT


is that HAIM ?

"I hear some of you complaining “women always say they want a nice guy.” I know lots of women — I’m even related to a few — and I can’t say I’ve ever heard any of them say that. I can’t prove it, but this sounds like one of those things stand-up comedians say about women and everyone else just repeats. I’ve also never known a woman who cries when she breaks a nail — although I’ve known a few who swear like a 15-year-old sailor in jail — and I’ve never had a woman ask me if her outfit made her look fat unless she actually wanted and subsequently appreciated my opinion. So either I’ve stumbled upon a secret trove of women who aren’t passive-aggressive sob machines, or you need to stop mistaking Dane Cook routines for peer-reviewed sociological studies."

- Lore Sjöberg, Alt Text: Taking Another Look at the Myth of the ‘Nice Guy’     (via christynicole)

(Source: susurrantpetrichor, via partypatpat)


Tablo quickly moved his wife and daughter safely to the side when he noticed a car driving closely behind them.

"Alcohol makes you feel the way you should feel without alcohol."

- (via nudelip)

(Source: surfation, via trammywinn)

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

(Source: wificrisis, via perks-of-being-chinese)